American Humour

Humour #1

The people who don't like Hillary Clinton said, "We don't want Hill and Bill back into the White House".

Humour #2

During the days of the Cold War, an American told a Russian, "In America, we have free speech. I can go to the White House and tell President Johnson - President, I don't like the way that you are running America".

The Russian said, "I can do the same in Russia".

American was surprised. "You mean you can go into the Kremlin and said the same to President Breshnez?"

Russian replied, "Of course, I can go into the Kremlin and tell President Breshnev - Comrade President, I don't like the way that President Johnson is running America!"