A man showed a lawyer and $50 note and ask him whether, in his opinion, it was genuine. The lawyer examined the note and said, "It seems perfectly genuine to me. "
He then placed the note in his pocket and said, "My minimum fee for advice is $70, so if you just let me have another $20, that will finalise the matter."
When Bush gives his a State of the Union address everyone will be hanging on to his every word.The words he uses will determine the style or the shots *(drinks)that the hearers hear.
ReplyDeleteFor us in Singapore, it is either quit or hang on to the funds or stocks we have.
You seem to have a lot of lawyers jokes.
ReplyDeleteDo you have any good ones about actuary ?