Sunday, June 22, 2008

Like a bird

"Doctor, I'm worried about my wife. She thinks she's a bird".

"Well, you better bring her to see me."

"I can't. She's flown south for the winter."

2 comments:

  1. Grieving man talking to marriage counseller.

    " Mr Counseller, I'm thinking of suicide. My wife want to leave me for another man"

    "Well, bring her to me for advice"

    "I can't. The other man is YOU"

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