80 year old man : My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG... The lion drops dead!
Old man : That's impossible; someone else must have shot the lion.
Doctor : MY POINT EXACTLY!
The old man kenna played out by his best friend, Lyon.
ReplyDeletecan an 80 year old really not have a baby anymore?
ReplyDeleteRealising that the old man was trying to "shoot" him with an umbrella, the lion died from extreme laughter which burst it's lungs.
ReplyDeleteMerlion
Haha, someone else has made the old man's wife pregnant.
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