A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.
'About 32,' is the reply.’
'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.’
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.
The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.’
Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!’
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her.
She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.’
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay.....How old am I?’
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, 'Madam, you are 50.’
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you tell?’
Parents flat about 10 storeys high. Spacious and no land constraint.
Now new one not only small, average 3 times higher building still got land constraint.
When comes to saving businesses during Covid peoples money no constraint. But when comes to building homes for the people all kinds of constraints? Cant wait for them to toh tio. People's Action Party has now become Peoples Arrogant Party.
Royal Caribbean is opening sailing to Malaysia from 30th June. When booking 2 months ago it was a cruise to nowhere, therefore it was only in Singapore waters. All of a sudden those cruises after 30th June passport validity cannot be less than 6 months validity. To renew passport minimum 4~6 weeks. A lot kenna stuck.
What is real nowadays???
ReplyDeleteA woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.
'About 32,' is the reply.’
'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.’
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.
The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.’
Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!’
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her.
She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.’
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay.....How old am I?’
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, 'Madam, you are 50.’
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you tell?’
'I was behind you at McDonald'
This one not bluff one. Got eyes to see.
ReplyDeleteParents flat about 10 storeys high. Spacious and no land constraint.
Now new one not only small, average 3 times higher building still got land constraint.
When comes to saving businesses during Covid peoples money no constraint. But when comes to building homes for the people all kinds of constraints? Cant wait for them to toh tio. People's Action Party has now become Peoples Arrogant Party.
Royal Caribbean is opening sailing to Malaysia from 30th June.
ReplyDeleteWhen booking 2 months ago it was a cruise to nowhere, therefore it was only in Singapore waters.
All of a sudden those cruises after 30th June passport validity cannot be less than 6 months validity.
To renew passport minimum 4~6 weeks. A lot kenna stuck.