Biden, Putin and Xi were arguing on *who’s in charge of the world* 🌎 — USA, Russia or China?
Without any conclusion, they turned to Narendra Modi, the Indian Prime Minister and asked him *Who's in Charge of the World?* 🌎
Modi replied: *All I know is:* 1. Google CEO is an Indian. 2. Microsoft CEO is an Indian. 3. Adobe CEO is an Indian. 4. IBM CEO is an Indian 5. TWITTER CEO is an Indian 6. Net App CEO is an Indian. 7. MasterCard CEO is an Indian. 8. DBS CEO is an Indian. 9. Novartis CEO is an Indian. 10. Diageo CEO is an Indian. 11. SanDisk CEO is an Indian. 12. Harman CEO is an Indian. 13. Micron CEO is an Indian. 14. Palo Alto Networks CEO is an Indian. 15. Reckitt Benckiser CEO is an Indian. 16. Britain's Chancellor is an Indian. 17. Britain's Home Secretary is an Indian. 18. Britain's next Prime Minister will be an Indian 19. Ireland’s last Prime Minister was an Indian.... 20. and the American Vice President is Indian. *So who's running the World?* 🌎
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Subject: Who's Running the World?*
Biden, Putin and Xi were arguing on *who’s in charge of the world* 🌎 — USA, Russia or China?
Without any conclusion, they turned to Narendra Modi, the Indian Prime Minister and asked him
*Who's in Charge of the World?* 🌎
Modi replied: *All I know is:*
1. Google CEO is an Indian.
2. Microsoft CEO is an Indian.
3. Adobe CEO is an Indian.
4. IBM CEO is an Indian
5. TWITTER CEO is an Indian
6. Net App CEO is an Indian.
7. MasterCard CEO is an Indian.
8. DBS CEO is an Indian.
9. Novartis CEO is an Indian.
10. Diageo CEO is an Indian.
11. SanDisk CEO is an Indian.
12. Harman CEO is an Indian.
13. Micron CEO is an Indian.
14. Palo Alto Networks CEO is an Indian.
15. Reckitt Benckiser CEO is an Indian.
16. Britain's Chancellor is an Indian.
17. Britain's Home Secretary is an Indian.
18. Britain's next Prime Minister will be an Indian
19. Ireland’s last Prime Minister was an Indian....
20. and the American Vice President is Indian.
*So who's running the World?* 🌎
Very interesting!! ðŸ¤
Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
Roll him over.'
The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'
Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two assholes.'
'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we saw them, and people used to say:
'There's Stanley with the two assholes.'