A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don't want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don't need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?”
The psychiatrist replied: “YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But some things inevitably will not go the way you want. Somethings will go wrong. Sometimes you will fail. Sometimes your plans won't work. Sometimes your wishes will not be fulfilled. Then who will you blame? Will you blame Yourself?”
Woman: “NO!!!”
Psychiatrist: “Yes... That's why you need a Husband!”....
A lady of the house lost three pairs of expensive panties and blamed the maid, in front of her husband. The maid looked at the husband and said "Sir, you're my witness. You know I never wear panties."
My retired parents miss the days when life was simple-
My only brother lived in the States with his family'
My fiancée and I decided have decided on a new property launch so as my retired parents have a choice of choosing a unit living near us.
While the bank was willing to give a bridging loan on their fully paid property, they are liable for ABSD.
We were told that once the new condo TOP, my parents can sell their property within 6 months for the ABSD refund or sell their property first and live in a rental flat for about 4 years. At their age the idea of moving twice is self-destructive. Plus the thought of having them hold on to their cash of $240K of ABSD for 4 years does not feel a good move.
Guess what? I was never bothered about their policies till it started to hit home
Why Women Need a Husband?
ReplyDeleteA Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don't want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don't need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?”
The psychiatrist replied: “YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But some things inevitably will not go the way you want. Somethings will go wrong. Sometimes you will fail. Sometimes your plans won't work. Sometimes your wishes will not be fulfilled. Then who will you blame?
Will you blame Yourself?”
Woman: “NO!!!”
Psychiatrist: “Yes... That's why you need a Husband!”....
A lady of the house lost three pairs of expensive panties and blamed the maid, in front of her husband.
The maid looked at the husband and said "Sir, you're my witness. You know I never wear panties."
My retired parents miss the days when life was simple-
ReplyDeleteMy only brother lived in the States with his family'
My fiancée and I decided have decided on a new property launch so as my retired parents have a choice of choosing a unit living near us.
While the bank was willing to give a bridging loan on their fully paid property, they are liable for ABSD.
We were told that once the new condo TOP, my parents can sell their property within 6 months for the ABSD refund or sell their property first and live in a rental flat for about 4 years. At their age the idea of moving twice is self-destructive. Plus the thought of having them hold on to their cash of $240K of ABSD for 4 years does not feel a good move.
Guess what? I was never bothered about their policies till it started to hit home
Why the Singapore leaders brain is only in the box and why we can never win world beauty
ReplyDeletepageants in Q&A department. Philippines and Thailand did win? Any exam questions that were not
rehearsed or memorized would be too difficult. Therefor we should not give in to a few who
expect that questions should just cater to their only child. And when that happens, those top
students parents will write in to complain that the exam papers cater to the primary 3. Can
never win?