Monday, January 28, 2008

Lawyer Joke

A man showed a lawyer and $50 note and ask him whether, in his opinion, it was genuine. The lawyer examined the note and said, "It seems perfectly genuine to me. "

He then placed the note in his pocket and said, "My minimum fee for advice is $70, so if you just let me have another $20, that will finalise the matter."
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

When Bush gives his a State of the Union address everyone will be hanging on to his every word.The words he uses will determine the style or the shots *(drinks)that the hearers hear.
For us in Singapore, it is either quit or hang on to the funds or stocks we have.

January 29, 2008 2:36 PM
Anonymous said...

You seem to have a lot of lawyers jokes.

Do you have any good ones about actuary ?

January 29, 2008 9:36 PM

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