Thursday, February 03, 2022

WOTC - Birth rate in China

 Wisdom of the Crowd: 50% of the respondents said that China will not be able to increase its birth rate. The other 50% said that China will succeed in this goal.

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Anonymous said...

An 80-year-old man went to the doctor for a general check-up.```

The doctor was surprised to see his happy demeanour.
Asked--

'What is the secret of your good health ....?'

'I get up before the sun rises and go out for cycling and then come back and drink a bottle of Guinness Stout !
Maybe this is the secret of my health. '

Doctor - 'Okay, but can I ask you how old was your father when he died ...?'

- 'My father died ...!!
Who told you that he died.

Doctor (surprised): - 'You mean that you are 80 years old and your father is still alive ...?

So how old is he now ....? '

- 'He is 102 years old and cycled with me this morning and then took a bottle of stout'

Doctor - 'This is very good. This means that long life is in your family's genes.

So how old was your grandfather when he died….?

--- 'Hey why are you killing my grandfather now ...?'

Doctor (puzzled) -

'You mean that you are 80 years old and your grandfather is still alive very much!

What is his age .....? '

--- 'Yes, he is 123 years old.'

--- 'I think he too must have cycled with you this morning and taken stout too .....?'

'Take a cold breath!

No, Grandpa could not go this morning, because he is getting married today.

Doctor (on the verge of going mad)

'Why would he want to get married at the age of 123…?

--- 'Who said he wanted to get married ....?

He had to be forced.

- 'But why ........ Doctor shouted!

- 'The Girl is pregnant, that's why!'

The doctor has been cycling regularly and drinking stout ever since.

The clinic is closed.

This lunar year welcomes the dynamic partnership of Guinness & Tiger.

Kong Hee Fatt Chai.

May we all have continued good health in the year of the Hari-Hari mau
🐅 🐅 🐅

February 05, 2022 2:08 PM

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